posted 01-02-2004 09:05 AM         

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!

posted 01-02-2004 09:15 AM         

1. Someone else has the same sick sense of humor that I do.

2. This seems to resurface each New Year:

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Originally posted by GRROWL on 12/29/2002:
Very timely post since I was pulled over for speeding in GRROWL last night. This is what followed:

Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Reply: I'd be embarrassed if is was less than 100.

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Reply: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration card for this vehicle?
Reply: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Reply: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Reply: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Reply: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. I was quickly surrounded by police officers and the captain approached to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Reply: Sure. Here it is.

Captain: Whose car is this?
Reply: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration card.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Reply: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it (opened empty glove box).

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told there's a body in there.
Reply: No problem (opened trunk, no body).

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Reply: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.

-GRROWL

(I bet it was the body in the trunk that gave it away, right?)

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