posted 12-25-2003 11:33 AM         

At 118 years of age, the old fingers, not to mention my other body parts don't seem to work as well as they did when I was 116 years old. I guess that is to be expected.

Anyway, I know that I don't post too much anymore as the Board has changed quite a bit and, for the most part, most of you do not know me or Dew Drop any longer. For those of you who do remember me, you know that I am quite a ladies man and that with my surfing, sky diving, mountain climbing, deep sea diving and Home Depot trips I am probably a strong candidate for stud of the year.

At 6'5" and 195 lbs, my full head of blond hair and my supple body are obviously strong attractors to the opposite sex. I have to do everything possible to keep them at bay and, as a result, I have limited my exploits to those "fresh stuffs" that are under the age of 30!

I thought, that since this is the holiday season, it might be a good idea just to "drop" you a note and bring you up to speed on my latest situation.

Recently, I found a new honey who is 28 years old and has a spectacular set of ....eyes although she seems blinded by my age and financial condition. She remains optimistic about my continuing life span although she does carry around a set of paddles just in case. I wonder why?

I wanted to get her a special Christmas present as I am not sure how many more Christmas seasons I shall enjoy so I had this special vehicle built for her. I thought you might enjoy a picture of a new faster version of the Prowler and a recent picture of her.

I fully realize that a lot of you will feel that there is a small mismatch between our ages and appearances but let me assure you she is totally in love with me and realizes my full operating potential. As usual, she wants to come over to my place a view my etchings and enjoy a few quiet sunsets. Wow, It is tuff being a sexual object!

I gotta to "run" as my Hungry Man Christmas TV dinner is a popping in the microwave and the Leave it to Beaver Christmas marathon is about to start. Enjoy the picture and Merry Christmas to all...

The Old Man

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posted 12-25-2003 11:53 AM         

Merry Christmas

posted 12-25-2003 12:13 PM         

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Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake;
Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic
Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers;
SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring;
Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper
Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler
Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear
bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary
Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; and Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps
w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer, Dash Rings,
Windshield Wiper Arm Removal, Fender Trim and Speaker Replacement.

More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff

posted 12-25-2003 04:53 PM         

Merry Christmas!!