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MeanGene
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From: Burtonsville, MD
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posted 11-07-2003 07:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MeanGene     
This is courtesy of Myron Hewlett:

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll
go out to the alley with some guy for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him,

"Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He's an
assistant football coach for the Washington Redskins. I was just
too embarrassed to say that.


Blue Kat
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posted 11-07-2003 07:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Blue Kat     
I thought he was a coach for the Atlanta Falcons . . .


Steven R. Gary
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From: Mendon, MI 49072
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posted 11-07-2003 08:11 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Steven R. Gary     
No, he was really the ex-coach for Notre Dame...


CTProwler
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posted 11-07-2003 12:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CTProwler     
A gay exotic Dancer would do a better job then the Jets coaches!

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ed monahan
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posted 11-07-2003 09:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
That joke is about 10 years old and it is about the Bengals. Maybe 12 or 14 years old. lol.


ALLEY CAT
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From: Mesa, Az
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posted 11-08-2003 07:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Joke started in 1988,,,,,,,when the Cardinals (a bird not living in Az) moved to Phx. The people of Az still have a hatred for the people of St. Louis for sending us this crappy, high scholl level football team

The Arizona Cardinals:
18,000 season ticket holders
22,000 attend most home games
building them a $1 billion stadium on taxpayer's money
watching the doormat of the NFL everyweek

PRICELESS

Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 11-08-2003 11:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
quote:
Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Joke started in 1988,,,,,,,when the Cardinals (a bird not living in Az) moved to Phx. The people of Az still have a hatred for the people of St. Louis for sending us this crappy, high scholl level football team

The Arizona Cardinals:
18,000 season ticket holders
22,000 attend most home games
building them a $1 billion stadium on taxpayer's money
watching the doormat of the NFL everyweek

PRICELESS


But AC, most of us here in Mo really love the people of Az for taking the Cardinals. Best wishes from all of us here in the Show-Me state. Live well and prosper. Peace be with you. And all that other stuff. I'm about ready for my PA. Are you?

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