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Topic: Dad's job
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MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 From: Burtonsville, MD Registered: JAN 2001
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posted 11-07-2003 07:13 AM
This is courtesy of Myron Hewlett:Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "He's an assistant football coach for the Washington Redskins. I was just too embarrassed to say that.
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Blue Kat Prowler Junkie Posts: 537 From: Tucker, GA USA Registered: APR 2002
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posted 11-07-2003 07:54 AM
I thought he was a coach for the Atlanta Falcons . . .
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Steven R. Gary Prowler Junkie Posts: 760 From: Mendon, MI 49072 Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 11-07-2003 08:11 AM
No, he was really the ex-coach for Notre Dame...
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002
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posted 11-07-2003 12:35 PM
A gay exotic Dancer would do a better job then the Jets coaches!------------------
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-07-2003 09:10 PM
That joke is about 10 years old and it is about the Bengals. Maybe 12 or 14 years old. lol.
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-08-2003 07:48 AM
Joke started in 1988,,,,,,,when the Cardinals (a bird not living in Az) moved to Phx. The people of Az still have a hatred for the people of St. Louis for sending us this crappy, high scholl level football team The Arizona Cardinals: 18,000 season ticket holders 22,000 attend most home games building them a $1 billion stadium on taxpayer's money watching the doormat of the NFL everyweek PRICELESS
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 11-08-2003 11:06 AM
quote: Originally posted by ALLEY CAT: Joke started in 1988,,,,,,,when the Cardinals (a bird not living in Az) moved to Phx. The people of Az still have a hatred for the people of St. Louis for sending us this crappy, high scholl level football team The Arizona Cardinals: 18,000 season ticket holders 22,000 attend most home games building them a $1 billion stadium on taxpayer's money watching the doormat of the NFL everyweek PRICELESS
But AC, most of us here in Mo really love the people of Az for taking the Cardinals. Best wishes from all of us here in the Show-Me state. Live well and prosper. Peace be with you. And all that other stuff. I'm about ready for my PA. Are you?
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