posted 09-29-2003 07:17 PM         

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that
could burn
the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a song about
him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the T2 fast
lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but
don't point to their bum when they ask where the
bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the
room when
you get undressed if they are going to look up there
anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours?
They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough
money to buy
all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from
vegetables,then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from
morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have
the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet
Soup?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on
the outside of your *** ?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets
mad at you,but when you take him on a car ride, he
sticks his head out the
window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make
it arrive
faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail
address in the
first place?