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pumpkin
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posted 09-16-2003 05:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough
to have killed most of us sitting here years ago."
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us
realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs
in our drinking water. But there is one thing that
is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or
will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it
is that causes the most grief and suffering
for years after eating it?"


After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man
in the front row raised his hand and said,
"Wedding Cake."....

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cnote6
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posted 09-16-2003 09:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for cnote6     
Great story!!!


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