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Topic: Cnote6 Doing the Laundry!!
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Mrs Cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 395 From: Dallas, TX USA Registered: AUG 2002
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posted 09-05-2003 11:23 AM
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?". "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Dallas Cowboys"..and they say his highlights aren't too blonde!!!!
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002
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posted 09-05-2003 11:35 AM
Too funny. Chris,what were you thinking?
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Catwoman Prowler Junkie Posts: 964 From: Registered: AUG 2000
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posted 09-05-2003 11:52 AM
too hysterical....
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-05-2003 11:56 AM
I don't get it! lol
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MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 From: Burtonsville, MD Registered: JAN 2001
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posted 09-05-2003 12:23 PM
Ed - The Cowboys have been "washed" up for years. Chris was trying to change his luck! - get it now?
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Gary C Prowler Junkie Posts: 12017 From: San Diego Area Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-05-2003 12:29 PM
I can do diapers to windows.....anyone need a Mr. Mom???
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Cnote6MOM Prowler Junkie Posts: 319 From: Scottsdale, AZ USA Registered: AUG 2003
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posted 09-05-2003 12:52 PM
Ok, I did the best I could with him. Once he was living in our guest quarters, and when I saw the condition of the place, I told him "YOU ARE MOVING BACK INTO THE HOUSE". He says he is the only kid KICKED INTO the house, not out of the house. LOL
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-05-2003 08:21 PM
Chris - I'll give you some pointers,,,,,wash the whites and reds together. Now you owe me! Linda - good story Christy - talk about a heavy cross to carry in life, lol.
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 From: Dallas, TX Registered: NOV 2000
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posted 09-06-2003 10:50 AM
HA HA!! The Joke is not true.
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 09-06-2003 11:32 AM
Oh it's true alright!!! Think we are going to believe you over what Christy or your mom says? NO, notta, noway dude
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Cnote6MOM Prowler Junkie Posts: 319 From: Scottsdale, AZ USA Registered: AUG 2003
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posted 09-06-2003 06:47 PM
Let me tell you, EVEN I thought it was the truth!!! Chris had to explain to me that it was a "blonde joke" on the internet. I thought it was hilarious. But the only thing was I know Chris never does the laundry so that should have been my first clue. Christy is THE BEST Daughter/Daughter In Law anyone could ask for!!!! Just give her one toe in Mexico and a Margarita and she's happy!!!
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fixumm Prowler Junkie Posts: 3056 From: Roselle ILL Registered: FEB 2002
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posted 09-08-2003 11:10 AM
quote: Originally posted by Cnote6MOM: Christy is THE BEST Daughter/Daughter In Law anyone could ask forhappy!!!
is there some inbreading going on hereThis message has been edited by fixumm on 09-08-2003 at 11:11 AM
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Cnote6MOM Prowler Junkie Posts: 319 From: Scottsdale, AZ USA Registered: AUG 2003
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posted 09-08-2003 11:15 AM
As my husband always says "Listen, in Texas you can even marry your Mother". LOL
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WildBill Prowler Junkie Posts: 1678 From: United States of America, USA Registered: JAN 2002
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posted 09-12-2003 12:31 PM
quote: Originally posted by Mrs Cnote6: One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?". "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "Dallas Cowboys"..and they say his highlights aren't too blonde!!!!
The best & only way to clean that shirt is to roll it around in a pile of fresh manure & then place it on the Barbecue, turn on all the burners & set it on high for about a hour... Do not inhale the smoke because it is very toxic. The manure is a very important step since it will actually keep the shirt from exploding into a mushroom cloud. In fact you should do this with anything that has the Cowboy's logo or Word-mark on it Please let me know if you need any help! GO GIANTS! WildBill You sure it was just a joke? Sounds like it really could have happened This message has been edited by WildBill on 09-12-2003 at 12:33 PM
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Mrs Cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 395 From: Dallas, TX USA Registered: AUG 2002
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posted 09-12-2003 01:00 PM
quote: Originally posted by WildBill: You sure it was just a joke? Sounds like it really could have happened
It is a joke, but if he were actually to do the laundry I know that is what would happen. I don't think he knows what the washing machine and dryer look like, I think that he thinks they are tables to put stuff on.
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