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idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 |
posted 08-12-2003 02:52 AM
Dear Diary: May 30th: Just moved to Pheonix... Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was Beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshiper. June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat and humidity is taking longer that I expected. July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. July 20th: I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000 leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and sh***. I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $10,500 in damn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here? Aug. 4th: It's 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85, but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95. Stupid repairman. I hate this stupid city. Aug. 8th: If another wise *** cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!! Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car. I thought my *** was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and *** . Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried *** , and baked cat. Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do s*** for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so might $1700 worth of cactus just dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat. Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $10,500 house payment to bail me out of jail. Freaking Arizona!! ------------------   |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 08-12-2003 02:58 AM
.....quite possibly the funniest piece I have EVER seen on this board,  thanx for the laughs !!! |
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blackcat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1744 |
posted 08-12-2003 06:21 AM
However as they say, it's a DRY heat!!!!!!! |
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-12-2003 07:51 AM
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 08-12-2003 08:47 AM
Where is the cNote??? I have tried to contact him with emails and PM,,,but no answer???
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Wayne Finch Prowler Junkie Posts: 4011 |
posted 08-12-2003 08:57 AM
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CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 |
posted 08-12-2003 09:03 AM
I've been there Feb & March nice!!!At my weight i would be really in trouble. LOL!Well here in East its Been raining for it seems like the last Month. If its not raining its overcast. In winter it snowed too much. Best thing to do is move to the islands, nice breezes and weather is almost the same year round.. Hope your not paying $10000 a month Mortgage to be there!!!!  ------------------ |
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Cnote6MOM Prowler Junkie Posts: 319 |
posted 08-12-2003 01:28 PM
That was really funny!! And almost all true but we did go thru three cords of wood here in Scottsdale, AZ just last year. I am hoping the first part WILL come true!! |
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Mrs Cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 395 |
posted 08-12-2003 01:52 PM
I am hoping the first part comes true too!! I know Arizona could use a great guy like Chris. Christy |
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Catwoman Prowler Junkie Posts: 964 |
posted 08-12-2003 02:35 PM
that was a funny piece but this really is a great place to live - I love it here! Yes, a DRY heat, lol. |
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dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 |
posted 08-12-2003 03:25 PM
This one made me laugh to tears....roflmao: Too funny. Later.. ------------------ |
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Cnote6MOM Prowler Junkie Posts: 319 |
posted 08-12-2003 06:23 PM
Heat? Look at the bright side. I can take my chicken and cook it outside on the sidewalk. It saves big $ in electricity. Of course that assumes that you can keep the coyotes from stealing it. But usually they don't come around the chicken because the rattlesnakes form a circle around it. The good news is that they don't stay long when the javalina show up. In other words, you can cook chicken on the sidewalk but you have to stand guard with a shotgun so you can have something to eat. God, it's great here! cnote6DAD |
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Top Kat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1386 |
posted 08-12-2003 10:26 PM
Thanks, for posting this. I had a bad day today. You just made it better. ------------------ |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 08-13-2003 01:56 PM
OK, we have alot of Cnotes here??  |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 08-13-2003 01:57 PM
Now that my MOM is POA do I have to watch what I say??? |
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Cnote6MOM Prowler Junkie Posts: 319 |
posted 08-13-2003 02:46 PM
You never have watched what you said before, why start now? |
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leon kurzweil Prowler Junkie Posts: 290 |
posted 08-13-2003 04:55 PM
Maybe we can borrow that mask from Hannibal Lecter if you continue to be a potty mouth!! I'll wheel you around on the hand truck... hmmmmmmmmm maybe a great Halloween costume!!! |
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cnote6 Prowler Junkie Posts: 10955 |
posted 08-14-2003 09:51 AM
Leon you better watch your back!!! |
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Steve Conley Prowler Junkie Posts: 192 |
posted 08-16-2003 07:11 PM
And here I have been going to Phoenix all these years to cool off. Welcom to Arizona! |
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