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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 08-04-2003 09:36 AM There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would do as he asked and put all his money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check." Send this to every "Clever Female" you know! ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; and Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" This message has been edited by pumpkin on 08-04-2003 at 07:51 PM
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 08-04-2003 07:06 PM Thanks for the laugh! I appreciate your levity! Jeff
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 08-04-2003 07:48 PM Thanks for the laugh! I appreciate your levity! Jeff
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 08-04-2003 07:54 PM Typical female----Its sad he never enjoyed it while he was here. Certainly not my Problem!!! What i'll leave my wife is all my possessions not money!!!It won't take her long to sell it!!LOL!!! ------------------
frozen prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 41 From: Minneapolis, MN, USA Registered: JUN 2003	posted 08-04-2003 08:01 PM Pumpkin You get my vote for best off topic threads. I love them all especially this one! Keep em coming.
JKrehel Prowler Junkie Posts: 688 From: United States Registered: OCT 2000	posted 08-04-2003 09:48 PM My mother and I both liked that one
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 08-04-2003 10:09 PM quote: Originally posted by JKrehel: My mother and I both liked that one Mike - If Texas is a community property state,,,,take half of it with you. Put me in charge of stuffing it in the casket! There might be more Prowlers for sale in heaven!!!
JKrehel Prowler Junkie Posts: 688 From: United States Registered: OCT 2000	posted 08-04-2003 10:15 PM I think he'll drive one up!
samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002	posted 08-04-2003 10:21 PM i'm already in heaven, every time i drive my kat--lol

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