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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 07-24-2003 05:33 PM A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen." The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not have curtains!!!" ....And the blonde said: "Helloooo....? I've got Windows" !!! -- ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; and Jay's Billet Center Caps and Chrome Lugnuts. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"
Catwoman Prowler Junkie Posts: 964 From: Registered: AUG 2000	posted 07-24-2003 07:03 PM uh oh....now I'm frightened. My (very) true blond friend at work sent me this joke this morning and I laughed all day. I considered posting it here myself. Hmmmmmm..... it is toooo funny. This message has been edited by Catwoman on 07-24-2003 at 07:04 PM
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-25-2003 12:52 AM I've got windows, also and never even thought of curtains. Who says blondes are not smart!
Scotty Prowler Junkie Posts: 861 From: West Frankfort, Illinois, USA Registered: FEB 2001	posted 07-25-2003 12:19 PM Do you know how to tell if a blonde has been using your computer? ...... there is white out on the screen.
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 07-25-2003 12:28 PM quote: Originally posted by Scotty: Do you know how to tell if a blonde has been using your computer? ...... there is white out on the screen. love it
Richard Jackson Prowler Junkie Posts: 1417 From: Fairfield, Ohio Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-25-2003 01:14 PM Blonds are not really that dumb............... http://www.windowblinds.net/wb4/ Richard
samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002	posted 07-26-2003 09:56 PM at my friends house the other day, talking about fishing, during our conversation, every 5 minutes he would stop--look out the window and yell--"green side up". after 20 minutes i could not take it any more and asked--what is going on? he said he had 3 blondes putting down sod in his yard lol ------------------ 2001 orange kat----------------------"NICETOY" 2002 vette rag top-------------------"OBSSSN" 2002 jeep liberty--------------------"KAYTOY" 1991 vette zr1(125 original miles)---"ZR FUN" 1948 ford f-1 pickup-----------------"48 TOY"
Scotty Prowler Junkie Posts: 861 From: West Frankfort, Illinois, USA Registered: FEB 2001	posted 07-26-2003 11:24 PM A flight attendant tells a blonde that she needs to move from first class because her ticket does not allow her to sit in first class. The blonde replies she is going to Hollywood to be a star and she is going first class and won't move. The flight attendant tells the pilot and the pilot says go and tell her she has to move. Once again the blonde refuses to move and the flight attendant returns to the pilot. This time the pilot goes to tell the blonde she has to move. The blonde moves out of first class. As the pilot returns the flight attendant asks how did you get her to move? The pilot says I just told her that first class does not go to California.
samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002	posted 07-29-2003 06:44 AM A few days ago I was having some work done at Eastgate Ford. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there. He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right >there." (Click on there)
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-29-2003 10:39 AM Sam, it don't work!
idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 From: Texas USA Registered: APR 2003	posted 07-29-2003 02:36 PM True story - Several of us were sitting around talking about which cars we liked and a blond involved in the conversation with us said she liked the GOOO LE (pronounced it "gooly"). We didn't know what she was talking about. Finally someone figured out she meant the 6000 LE... ------------------ Mickey 1997 Plymouth Prowler #156 Custom car cover Mopar front splash guards Real Rod stainless steel transmission cooler cover Mopar Trailer hitch and harness Real Rod weekender 1992 Plymouth Grand Voyager SE Longhorn scratches Boomerschlobber
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-29-2003 03:30 PM I'm guessing the 710 is the OIL filler upside down.
samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002	posted 07-29-2003 10:50 PM thx ed--you win the blonde prize--lol my reply in the last post should have shown a picture of an oil cap upside down, reading--7IO thx for the help sam
CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 From: Rochester Hills, MI USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-30-2003 09:41 PM I knew there was a reason I was glad I wasn't born blonde!!
GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 07-30-2003 10:31 PM geeeez Ed... you ARE sharp! I dont care what AC says!
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-31-2003 02:21 AM Geno, a lot of people don't care what KMC says. He prefers that abbrev. now. Krehel Museum Curator. Or KMHJ. Head Janitor. Whatever you prefer. lol.

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