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Andy R Prowler Junkie Posts: 760 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JAN 2001	posted 07-05-2003 01:11 PM TOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE: 17. Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an *******. 16. Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." 15. The proctologist called...they found your head. 14. Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film. 13. Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. 12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted. 11. I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off. 10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 9. Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one. 8. Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me." 7. Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends. 6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. 5. If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you. 4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 3. Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself. 2. Hang up and drive!! AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER I'D LIKE TO SEE!! 1. Welcome to America. NOW SPEAK ENGLISH!
Dale Beaman Prowler Junkie Posts: 2699 From: Lexington, KY, USA Registered: AUG 2002	posted 07-05-2003 07:14 PM Those were great especially the last one! Another variation of #6: "If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"
CTProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 3915 From: Sherman CT USA Registered: NOV 2002	posted 07-06-2003 08:35 AM Your going to get some responce to #1 !!!LOL!!!Glad i didn't say it!!! ------------------
BeWare Prowler Junkie Posts: 18511 From: Acworth,GA,USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-06-2003 11:44 AM My favorite sticker that I did see. I Don't Need To Take Drugs. Raising a Teenager Is As Far From Reality As I Need To Get. Having raised 6 kids (now all grown) I can attest to this being true. Thankfully they do eventually become human again sometime in thier 20's.
Rickster Prowler Junkie Posts: 472 From: St. Louis, MO USA Registered: JUL 2000	posted 07-10-2003 10:14 PM I saw this one last week: He who laughs last, thinks the slowest. Rkstr
Kimo Prowler Junkie Posts: 100 From: Sparks, Nevada USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 07-11-2003 07:30 PM Saw this today.... GUN CONTROL = A STEADY HAND
TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 From: Texas, USA Registered: MAR 2002	posted 07-13-2003 01:06 AM A few of my favorites: You can't fix stupid! If you don't like how I'm driving, then got off the sidewalk! Oooooh - looks like the ugly fairy hit you several times! Tami
Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 From: Greensboro, NC Registered: JUL 2002	posted 07-13-2003 10:41 AM My favorite - "If you follow any closer I'll flick a booger on your windsheild!" ------------------

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