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ed monahan
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posted 07-03-2003 02:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Some of you who know me may possibly realize that I am starting to have a receding hairline and a very slight thinning of my hair. Since I am very vain, especially about my coiffure, I am considering an offer.
Alley Cat has graciously offered to be an organ donor. He is going to donate a portion of his skin so I can have it grafted to the top of my head. I do NOT want to use a piece of his scalp, since I want my hair to look natural. I am thinking the palms of his hands would also be toooo hairy. I am thinking a piece of skin from the inside of his ear. Maybe the soles of his feet. I do not want to go overboard.
The original concern was that it would not be a match. But, as you probably know, they try these types of procedures on animals, before they allow it for humans. They did a test graft to a Rhesus monkey and said it worked fabulously. It was virtually a perfect match. Go figure.
What to do, what to do.
Your opinions please.


CJ
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posted 07-03-2003 06:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
NOT.......his skin tone is not the same color as yours.. you'll end up looking like a patchwork quilt!!


MeanGene
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posted 07-03-2003 07:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MeanGene     
Mr. Monohair,

Being vain about your appearance, as it stands today, is nothing to be vain about. You should look your best, but AC as a donor - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING - have you taken a close look at the posted AC pic's The Rhesus monkey would be a closer match to your ancestors DNA anyway. Now if you wanted to look like the Pillsbury doughboy - I'm a perfect candidate, and can supply fat tissue, by the ton or pound, your choice.

Your pal

CTProwler
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posted 07-03-2003 07:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CTProwler     
Just shave your head its in style now, alot of pro athletes shave their head. Its better then a combing it over to look like you have it. Thats my plan for the future--Shave It!!!

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tangled up in BLUE
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posted 07-03-2003 07:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for tangled up in BLUE     

Ed....just had nearly a foot trimmed of a few weeks ago.....can save you some of the next batch....is is "oughtabeen hair"...oughtabeen on a dogs a$$....I donated the last bunch to a Sheep Dog with a balding derierre.....I am still involved in a lawsuit with my plastic surgeon, I told him I wanted to look like a movie star....just never dreamed he would choose Magilla Gorilla




whealy
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posted 07-03-2003 07:41 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for whealy     
Ed,

Somehow, this "story" applie here ...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face
was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't
graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the
husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed
that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and
requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this
was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had
before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her
youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you
for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay
you."

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I
see your mother kiss you on the cheek.

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ALLEY CAT
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posted 07-03-2003 07:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Tangled - Now that is some fine looking hair!!!

Ed - I could donate some of my armpit hairs for you to use to transplant on your head? I'll discontinue the use of deodorant so you can have that natural freshness about you Anything would be a improvement for you,,,,that glowing shine bothers my eyes, lol.


Whealy - great story.


PROWLER-KEITH
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posted 07-03-2003 11:12 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for PROWLER-KEITH     
ED you have to much time on your hands LOL

PK

Stray Cat
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posted 07-03-2003 12:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stray Cat     
Ed,

You are getting up there in age....... how about taking it from your own nose or ears ?

John

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ed monahan
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posted 07-03-2003 01:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
John, I thought the locals would be on my side. lol.


MeanGene
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posted 07-03-2003 01:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MeanGene     
John,

With all the pickin' and grinnin' Ed does, there might not be enough left to transplant. Maybe the toes.....

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