posted 06-12-2003 10:02 PM         

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into
very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully
place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped
or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will
notice that in small print there is a statement,

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is
personally tested".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times:

"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and
Johnson."