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dpena
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posted 06-11-2003 05:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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Wayne Finch
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posted 06-11-2003 05:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Wayne Finch     


idive
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posted 06-11-2003 06:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for idive     

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Gary C
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posted 06-11-2003 08:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary C     
Mine has more button switches and Knobs than that, she's a redhead....

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CJ
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posted 06-11-2003 10:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CJ     
Nothing like woman bashing, Dan...........

This message has been edited by CJ on 06-11-2003 at 10:24 PM

Black Tie 161
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posted 06-12-2003 09:19 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Black Tie 161     



Gary C
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posted 06-12-2003 09:22 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary C     
BT161, you don't wear a pocket pen protecter???

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dpena
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posted 06-12-2003 12:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for dpena     
CJ...??? Woman Bashing ...??

This post was about MEN bashing ....

Interesting you would take it that way ..


Later...

YellowFever
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posted 06-12-2003 12:24 PM           
quote:
Originally posted by Gary C:
Mine has more button switches and Knobs than that, she's a redhead....

One black prowler, soon to be for sale....LOL!



Black Tie 161
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posted 06-12-2003 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Black Tie 161     
C'Mon Gary, that wasn't me...THIS is what I REALLY look like!


Gary C
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posted 06-12-2003 07:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary C     
BT, so your a dentist, YF, taking offers....

fixumm
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posted 06-13-2003 07:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fixumm     
It is always a women that turn things around

CTProwler
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posted 06-14-2003 06:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for CTProwler     
Well it sure sounded true to me!!!Even my wife agreed, thought it was accurate-Funny!!!

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ed monahan
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posted 06-14-2003 01:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
quote:
Originally posted by dpena:
CJ...??? Woman Bashing ...??

This post was about MEN bashing ....

Interesting you would take it that way ..


Later...


In that case, I am offended. lol.



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