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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 06-06-2003 01:20 PM A lady walks into a Prowler dealership. She browses > around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to > inspect it. > > As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a > loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, > she looks around nervously to see if anyone has > noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person > doesn't pop up right now. > > As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to > her is a salesman. > > "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" > > Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price > of this lovely vehicle?" > > He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you > farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t when > you hear the price." >
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 06-06-2003 02:16 PM Good one ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; and Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"

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