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pumpkin
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 06-04-2003 09:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     

I signed up for an exercise class and
was told to wear loose fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I
wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

The worst thing about accidents in
the kitchen is eating them.

Don't argue with an idiot, people
watching may not be able to tell the
difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we
messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

My wife says I never listen to her. At
least I think that's what she said.

Why is it that our children can't read
a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever.

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage.
He didn't have to hear about all the
men she could have married, and she
didn't have to hear about the way
his mother cooked.


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Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake;
Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome
tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic
Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers;
SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring;
Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper
Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler
Cover, Sill and Carper Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear
bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; and Prowler Products by Gary
Drilled Rotors, front and rear.

More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff

New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03)

"I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!"


Bill Watson
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 167
From: Eugene OR USA
Registered: JAN 2002

posted 06-05-2003 12:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bill Watson     
NORM AND PAT,
I LOOK FOUR YOUR POSTING , YOU HAVE SOME REAL GOOD MATERIAL.
BILL FROM OREGON


ALLEY CAT
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 06-05-2003 08:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Norm and Pat -

I've often thought about starting a thread:


Today's Sign of the Apocalypse

Postings of stupid things that people do,,,to show that the end is coming if people continue to do these things. Everyone could contribute when they see or hear something that would make us all laugh or think twice about doing dumb things.

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Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....



LARRY SALZMAN - MESA, ARIZONA


mayordoug
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 71
From: Sterling, CO USA
Registered: MAY 2002

posted 06-05-2003 10:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mayordoug     
I believe it was Albert Einstein who once said the only two things he knows to be infinite are the universe and human stupidity. And he was not sure about the universe.


ALLEY CAT
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 06-05-2003 11:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Mayordoug - WELCOME TO THE POA!!!

Exactly the type of humor we are looking for, lol,,

BTW - not that it matters much,,,,republican or hypocrat mayor ?

mayordoug
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 71
From: Sterling, CO USA
Registered: MAY 2002

posted 06-06-2003 11:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mayordoug     
I was mayor of Sterling, a town so small that party affiliation really didn't matter. (Small pond, small fish). I am a Democrat in a solidly Republican area of the state. But I have a Prowler, and they don't, so I pity them, not fear them. (Note tongue firmly in cheek!!)


ed monahan
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 33595
From: Cincinnati, OH
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 06-07-2003 01:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
Don't worry about which party you are from, Doug. Alley Cat cannot vote due to numerous restrictions. Convicted felon, illegal alien, on parole, in the witness protection program and not using his real name (Sasquatch), etc. that is just the tip of the iceberg.
Welcome aboard.

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ALLEY CAT
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 06-08-2003 11:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Ed - I've voted in every election since Woodrow Wilson!
You were only right about the witness protection program


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