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Topic: ELITE FIGHTING UNIT

whiskers
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Posts: 113
From: Redondo Beach, CA USA
Registered: MAY 2004

posted 02-17-2006 03:35 PM

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama,
Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee
and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like pickups, country music, the American flag or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

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Mike

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