Author	Topic:   Golfers Never Quit
Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002	posted 02-17-2006 12:53 PM          > >A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed > >to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon stopped in to > see > >him. "I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad > >news > >is that I have to remove your right arm!" > >"Oh God no!" cries the man. "My golfing is over! Please Doc, > >what's the good news?" > >"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but > >it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the > >transplant." > >"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again." > >The operation went well and a year later the man was out on > >the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" > >asks > >the surgeon. "Just great" says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf > >of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really > >improved." "That's great," said the surgeon. "Not only that," continued the > >golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own > clothes > >and I've even taken up painting landscapes in water colors." > >"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was > >such a great success. Are you having any side effects?" > >"Well, just one problem," said the golfer, "every time I get an erection, I > >also get a headache." > >
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-17-2006 03:19 PM

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