posted 02-17-2006 08:25 AM
Dear Tide:I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. All through my
married life, as my Mom always told me, it was the best.
Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a
month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I
purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my
surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by
yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my
attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in
the disappearance of my husband.
What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta
go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.