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pumpkin
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posted 02-14-2006 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Subject: Valentine to Osama


Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is
for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me
for giving someone a valentine?" David's father thinks a bit then says,
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine
to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden?" his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could
have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And
if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says. "And once that gets him out in the open, the
Marines
could blow the **** out of him."


rraite
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posted 02-14-2006 10:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for rraite     


Dave Mills
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posted 02-14-2006 11:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Mills     


ed monahan
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posted 02-14-2006 12:27 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ed monahan     
sounds like a plan. Good one.


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