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chasmccart Prowler Junkie Posts: 611 From: Pembroke, MA USA Registered: APR 2005	posted 02-04-2006 10:09 PM A lonely old lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married, so she put a "Wanted Ad" in the local paper that read, "Husband Wanted. Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed. All applicants must apply in person" On the second day of the ad, she heard the doorbell ring. There sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. She asked in a sarcastic manner, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you!" Just look at you - you have no legs... The old man smiled, "Therefore no chance to run around on you!" She snorted, "You have no arms either!" "Therefore, not chance to beat you", the old man said The old lady raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intensely, "Are you still goood in bed?" she asked. The old man smirked and said, " I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 02-05-2006 12:50 AM

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