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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 02-02-2006 07:54 AM
A crusty old Marine Colonel found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Colonel for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Colonel, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am," the Colonel said, "Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Colonel's short reply was,"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Colonel looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! Isn't that a little extreme?" The Colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "You think so? ----- It's only 2130 now." Don't you just LOVE THAT MILITARY TIME. |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 02-02-2006 08:07 AM
I thought this was going to be a story about F/Pat
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 02-02-2006 09:44 AM
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MeanGene Prowler Junkie Posts: 2407 |
posted 02-02-2006 11:34 AM
Hell, I thought Bob was braggin'  |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 02-02-2006 11:38 AM
Had to look... |
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 4079 |
posted 02-02-2006 12:42 PM
Here I thought this whole thread would have something to do wit AC.LOL ------------------ |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 02-02-2006 05:39 PM
AC told me that you have to learn to make love to yourself before trying it with someone of the opposite sex! Keep practicing AC...you may get lucky some day!! |
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 |
posted 02-02-2006 06:06 PM
Yip, that's what I hear. The first time AC had sex he was scared to death...he was all alone! |
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