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chasmccart Prowler Junkie Posts: 611 From: Pembroke, MA USA Registered: APR 2005	posted 01-31-2006 01:35 PM Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer - are together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! In the blink of the genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, in the blink of the genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.. The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall". The genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out. It's virtually impenetrable." The American engineer says, "Fill it with water." Pooooof!
garysss Prowler Junkie Posts: 5731 From: Balto. Md. Registered: JUN 2005	posted 01-31-2006 01:41 PM Works for me.
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 01-31-2006 03:29 PM After watching "Flight 93" last night....IT WORKS FOR ME TOO!!
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 01-31-2006 04:01 PM ...and a few gators to eliminate treaders
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 01-31-2006 04:33 PM
Kruisin Kat Prowler Junkie Posts: 578 From: Rochester, NH, USA Registered: JUN 2005	posted 02-01-2006 07:57 AM Pour some pig fat in there too!
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 02-01-2006 08:53 AM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: After watching "Flight 93" last night....IT WORKS FOR ME TOO!! Same here....and I watched the same movie,what a senseless tragedy!

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