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Bob Miller
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posted 01-28-2006 08:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who
LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping
and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by
the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating
out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when
you get home from work, wearing only what nature
gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy,
I'll be waiting....

Please scroll down



ALLEY CAT
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posted 01-28-2006 09:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
What a cutie! She'll have no trouble finding a male companion from the many dawgs that read the OFF TOPIC threads here,,,,

This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 01-28-2006 at 09:19 PM

Stray Cat
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posted 01-28-2006 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stray Cat     
I'm looking for a dog for my kids - should I call ?

John

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ALLEY CAT
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posted 01-28-2006 09:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
She's a long ways from Dayton,,,,but WTH,,,go 4 it.


Snoman
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posted 01-28-2006 09:34 PM           
Hell its not that far and once you go................oh forget it.

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Bob Miller
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posted 01-28-2006 10:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
I had a black lab when my kids were small and I don't think there is a better dog. My lab was really protective of my kids.


Fat Pat
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posted 01-29-2006 09:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     

Me and Bear the Yak herder!!


Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 01-29-2006 09:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
quote:
Originally posted by Fat Pat:

Me and Bear the Yak herder!!

Which one is "Me" and which one is "the Yak herder"???? LOL I had to do it before AC could!!!!

ALLEY CAT
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posted 01-29-2006 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Coffeenuts - you beat me to it, lol.

Now tell us,,,,,from the picture I'd say the one on the left has a bigger wiener. Since you know ,,,,,fess up.



Fat Pat
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posted 01-29-2006 11:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Bear's "weiner" is just like his dad"s...about 1/2 hard all the time!!


Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 01-29-2006 12:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
quote:
Originally posted by Fat Pat:
...about 1/2 hard all the time...

Only 1/2 hard even where called to duty???

Stray Cat
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posted 01-29-2006 12:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stray Cat     
Bob,

I called the number.....It is a Veterinary clinic
http://www.atlantahumane.org/


Couldn't find this dog.... Left them a message.

Thanks !

John

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Howard
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posted 01-29-2006 06:43 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Howard     
Stray Cat:

Look at a Pug dog. They are great dogs. Also they will fit in your new SSR if you get one.



Bob Miller
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posted 01-29-2006 06:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bob Miller     
Stray Cat - I received that text and photo in an e-mail, so I can't tell you how old the ad might be.

I hope you can find a great dog to add to your family! I'd love to have another Lab, but I just travel too much right now and they thrive on interacting with people.

Stray Cat
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posted 01-29-2006 08:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stray Cat     
Michael and I are looking at all Dogs - He likes the Pug - We fell in love with the Pugs in "Men in Black" and in "See Spot Run"..... A Dog in an SSR - Hmmmmm Have to line the seats with something protective.

We have to get a puppy - we lost our dog a few years back so we are ready now.....

John,

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