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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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posted 01-13-2006 08:57 AM

THE HEN HOUSE & THE MISSING ROOSTER

The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and
ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.
But one Saturday night the **** went missing!

The priest knew that cockfights happened in the
village so he started to question his parishioners
in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation,
"Has anybody got a **** ?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a **** ?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant.
Has anybody seen MY **** ?

All the nuns, three altar boys,
two priests and a goat stood up.

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