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chasmccart
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From: Pembroke, MA USA
Registered: APR 2005

posted 01-02-2006 10:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chasmccart     
Jasper Jones, an old man in his eighties, gets up out of his recliner and puts on his coat. His wife says, "Where are you going?"

Jasper replies, "I'm going to the doctor."

She asks, "Are you sick?"

"No" he answers, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills from my doctor."

Upon hearing this, Jasper's wife gets out of her rocker and begins putting on her coat.

"Where are you going?" asks Jasper.

"I'm going to the doctor, too," she responds.

He says, "Why?"

"If you're going to start using that rusty old thing," she explains, "I'm going to get me a tetanus shot!"


pumpkin
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Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 01-03-2006 12:50 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


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