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Topic: where Do they get it from
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SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003
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posted 12-28-2005 04:15 PM
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying "All of you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the he!! off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your azzes on the train, cause we're going down the track."The horrified mother went in and told her son "We don't use that kind of language in this house and you are to go to your room and stay there for Two Hours! When you come out you may play with your train but I want you to use nice language" Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and I hope your trip was a pleasant one." She heard her darling continue..."for those of you boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today" As the mother smiled the child added,"For those of you that are pizzed off about the TWO hour delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen. :
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DanMan Prowler Junkie Posts: 578 From: Kearny, NJ Registered: OCT 2005
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posted 12-28-2005 04:21 PM
ROFL
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 12-28-2005 05:39 PM
Man, thats funny.
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 12-28-2005 07:47 PM
Sounds like the Virginia Rail Express I take every day into Washington!!!
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