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Topic: Best pick up line
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-27-2005 04:27 AM
What was the best pick-up line you ever heard or used.A young guy I knew used this one. He would walk up to a girl and say, "How do you like me so far?" another kind of funny one that might have had the opposite effect. Put your arm around a girl's shoulder and ask, "You know what is the best looking thing on your body? My arm"
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Rpowell593 unregistered Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 12-27-2005 08:21 AM
You mean best or corniest? LOL Those sound like the corny ones that never work, so how about another corny one: you ask "Did it hurt?" girl asks "Did what hurt?" you say "When you fell down from heaven. Did it hurt?" Or of course similar: Grab the tag from her shirt and look at it, then say "Yep - that's what I thought .... Made in Heaven" Good pickup lines though are: Want to go for a ride? or Want to come see my fishtank? LOL
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 12-27-2005 08:25 AM
My Favorite: Hi. I'm 98 years old and in bad health. I'm a multi-millionaire.
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 12-27-2005 10:21 AM
Should I call you for breakfast or just nudge you.
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GenoTex Prowler Junkie Posts: 8492 From: Oakfield, WI, USA Registered: MAR 2002
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posted 12-27-2005 11:03 AM
Steve Martin said it best in "My Blue Heaven" to the lady ( a very "hot" Carol Kane) standing in the frozen food section with the door open,... He walked up to her and said .........He said: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. She said: Why is that? He said: Because you could melt all this stuff.
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 12-27-2005 11:38 AM
Are you from Tennesee because you're the only ten-I-see.
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idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 From: Texas USA Registered: APR 2003
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posted 12-29-2005 01:10 AM
I met a girl at the beach when I was 18. She could have passed for Jacquelin Smith's better looking sister. I was waiting for a chance to make my move. I noticed the cops drive by and said, "Quick! Look busy!" Then I grabbed her and planted a big kiss on her. What a great summer that was!
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prowlerbabe Prowler Junkie Posts: 1046 From: Treasure Island, Florida Registered: FEB 2002
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posted 12-29-2005 04:00 AM
I see that you're wearing your alien spacesuit. What? Alien space suit? Yea, cause you look outta this world! Do you sleep on your stomach? No Would you mind if I did?
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Rpowell593 unregistered Posts: 1046 From: Treasure Island, Florida Registered: FEB 2002
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posted 12-29-2005 08:49 AM
You're beautiful - do you have any italian in you?No - Would you like some?
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Prowl 36 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1088 From: Palm Bay, Florida, US Registered: APR 2005
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posted 12-31-2005 01:09 PM
Hey Let's skip all of the B.S. steps and get right to the part where I send you a check every month.
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whiskers Prowler Junkie Posts: 113 From: Redondo Beach, CA USA Registered: MAY 2004
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posted 12-31-2005 01:43 PM
quote: Originally posted by Prowl 36: Hey Let's skip all of the B.S. steps and get right to the part where I send you a check every month.
------------------ Mike
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