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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 12-24-2005 09:00 AM
For those that want to track Santa AC, we just checked and he is over your house right now. Since it is 82 degrees, Santa will be in his bathing suit |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 12-24-2005 09:35 AM
Norm, Thanks for the link. We...my kids and I...track him every year. I think I enjoy it more than they do.  A/C Just kidding...Merry Christmas!!! |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 12-24-2005 01:05 PM
Just got a call from Santa,he said not too many people wonder where he is at. Told him its still early, later on tonight they will want to know.  |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 12-24-2005 03:07 PM
I know you guys are kidding me,,,,,,Santa stops in Arizona LAST. Saves all the best gifts for his last drops,,,,has clear landing at Sky Harbor International [extra long runway],,,,,knows he'll have six beautiful Hooter gals awaiting him to rub out his sore muscles,,,,and can finally open all those bottles of Jack Daniels you people left out for him, lol. Santa doesn't want a DUI in those other states,,,,,and he knows Sheriff Joe like a brother. Santa recoups here for two days,,,after some heavy drinking and partying time with the Hooter gals. Then, Luke AFB radar sets his route for the North Pole, and turns it over to NORAD once the old man is airborne. |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 12-24-2005 06:31 PM
You guys and gals have known AC much longer than I have...has he always been this incoherent?? |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 12-24-2005 06:39 PM
quote: No, just today! It's Christmas aren't we all the same . . . . |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 12-24-2005 10:11 PM
Who you calling incoherent? Don't be mad at me just because the Hooter girls called you a hung, stud, field mouse  |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 12-25-2005 01:51 AM
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 12-25-2005 05:00 AM
It's over. You need sound http://www.jingleshells.com/flash_content/flash_content.html |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 12-25-2005 09:09 AM
quote: Damn Ed...thank God my kids were'nt behind me when I viewed that!!! |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 12-25-2005 10:50 AM
quote: AC, I think Fat Pat mis-spelled the word he meant to use. He really thought he was spelling" incontinent" !!! Check it out in a dictionary!!! LOL |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 12-25-2005 05:06 PM
"Incoherent" was just a nice way of calling AC a DUMBSH*T!! |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 12-25-2005 06:42 PM
quote: Brian, that is why you should never let your kids learn how to read. lol Now that they are in their 20s you might want to tell them that there is no Santa Claus. lol This message has been edited by ed monahan on 12-25-2005 at 06:43 PM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 12-25-2005 08:49 PM
I can feel the love from the Missouri pig farmers. The holidays bring out the best in them, lol. |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 12-25-2005 08:51 PM
quote: Missouri raises the pigs, then ships all the hams to Arizona!!! LOL (How you doing these days, Son?) This message has been edited by Bcoffman Gray Ghost on 12-25-2005 at 08:52 PM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 12-25-2005 09:04 PM
Hams bring more $$$ than SPAM,,,,,which they leave in Missouri. |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 12-26-2005 12:59 PM
Please don't call 'im "son" Bill....it makes him think he is young!! Ed tole me that AC just ordered a gross of the Blue Pill!! I guess lovemaking by yourself must be a frequent thing down there!! |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 12-26-2005 04:00 PM
Ed told you correctly,,,,I did buy a gross of them >>>>> for you, for x-mas Should be there in Hicksville [blue springs], Missouri before the big weekend. Sour Mary [Pat] told me you'd need 'em,,,,,,,,,,your so short in time and length This message has been edited by ALLEY CAT on 12-26-2005 at 04:01 PM |
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TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 |
posted 12-28-2005 11:54 AM
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