Posts: 687
From: DeLand, FL USA
Registered: JUN 2004

posted 12-21-2005 04:28 PM         

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GUTS or BALLS?

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."


I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

This message has been edited by wallygator310 on 12-21-2005 at 04:30 PM

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From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
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