posted 12-21-2005 09:16 AM         

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a financially
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having
regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This
greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to
the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
acknowledged. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement any of the wishes. This greeting may not be enforceable in
certain jurisdictions, and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding
upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wishor. This greeting is warranted to perform as
reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for
a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the
limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord",
"Father Christmas" "Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether
actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or
from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any
referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

What I am trying to say is-

Have a Merry Christmas & Happy and Prosperous New Year!