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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 12-17-2005 01:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..." "Damn!" says the little old lady... "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "Did you steal it?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!" "So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!" "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck!

By the way, what's in the other bag?" "Well", says the little old lady, ................."not all of them pay up"....


pumpkin
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posted 12-17-2005 01:07 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Very clever,I guess she has the start on some pea soup.


samthejeepman
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posted 12-17-2005 05:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for samthejeepman     
remind me never to come to your house if you are serving "pea soup" lol


sam


ALLEY CAT
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posted 12-17-2005 06:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
",,,,,, each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

F/P would only have to pay a buck,,,,,he can only squat in the bushes

GenoTex
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posted 12-18-2005 08:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for GenoTex     


Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 12-18-2005 09:04 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
quote:
Originally posted by GenoTex:

YIKES!!!!

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