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wuzzzer
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posted 12-16-2005 11:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for wuzzzer     
Two young women observed a Scotsman lying in a park taking a nap. They started wondering between themselves whether or not he was wearing any underwear. They slowly approached and lifted his kilt, only to find his exposed manhood. They continued their walk through the park when one of the women had an idea. They returned to the sleeping Scot and lifted his kilt once again. One of the women proceeded to remove a blue ribbon from her hair and tie it around the man's genitals. The man stayed sound asleep.
Eventually he awoke, sensing something unusual. He lifted his kilt and saw the blue ribbon. He thought about it for a second and in a thickly-accented Scottish voice said "Laddie, I'm not sure where you've been, but its sure nice to see you won first place!"


pumpkin
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posted 12-17-2005 12:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


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