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Snoman
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posted 12-05-2005 09:37 AM           

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."




Bob Miller
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pumpkin
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posted 12-05-2005 09:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     
Great fly joke.

This message has been edited by pumpkin on 12-05-2005 at 09:50 AM

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