posted 12-05-2005 09:10 AM         

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning
service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary
my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband
passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.
Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did,

Father.. " The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? She says, "He
said, 'Please Mary, put down that gun..'