posted 12-04-2005 09:23 AM         

The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making
love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do
this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this
house, I want a divorce!"

The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened"

"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you.
But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"

The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young
lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed
her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.
With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I
made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain
weight; the poor thing practically devoured them."

"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While
she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw
her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that
you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too
tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and
you don't wear because I don't have good taste."

"I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you
bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your
co-worker wearing the same pair."

The husband continues his story . . . . .

"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,
she asks me:

"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"