Posts: 1369
From: manahawkin, nj, ocean
Registered: APR 2002

posted 12-01-2005 08:31 AM         

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Subject: Hillary

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to
lobbyists.

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" asked Hillary.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
to me."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the old cow."

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