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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 11-24-2005 07:29 PM
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on > their usual park bench one > morning. The 87 year old had just finished his > morning jog and wasn't even > short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at his > friend's stamina and > asked him what he did to have so much energy. > > > The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread > everyday. It keeps your > energy level high and you'll have great stamina with > the > ladies." > > > So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the > bakery. As he was looking > around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He > said, > "Do you have any Italian bread?" She said, "Yes, > there's a whole shelf of > it. Would you like some?" > > > He said, "I want 5 loaves." > > She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...don't you think > by the time you get to > the 5th loaf, it'll be hard?" > > > He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the > world knew about this > Italian bread thing but me! |
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 |
posted 11-24-2005 07:53 PM
How much Italian Bread did you eat today Bill??  |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 11-24-2005 08:04 PM
kind of awkward to carry a loaf of Italian Bread around in your wallet... |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 11-25-2005 12:39 AM
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 11-25-2005 01:40 PM
quote: Eat it? I thought that you stuffed one down one leg of your blue jeans!!! |
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samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 |
posted 11-25-2005 03:07 PM
being "very" italian, there is no room on my left side pants leg, i like my ancestors just carry it under my arm- gives it that "garlic" flavor -lol sam This message has been edited by samthejeepman on 11-25-2005 at 03:09 PM |
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 |
posted 11-26-2005 11:46 AM
quote: SAM, WAY to much information!!!!!!LOL |
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