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halicat unregistered Posts: 13833 |
posted 11-23-2005 06:47 AM
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her >>>mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" >>>"Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest >>>day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment, then >>>said, "So why is the groom wearing black?" >>>############## >>>A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she >>>could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, >>>"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let >>>me be late!" While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb >>>and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, >>>brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once >>>again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...But >>>please don't shove me either!" >>>############### >>>Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The >>>first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he >>>calls it a poem, they give him $50." The second boy says, "That's >>>nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it >>>a song, they give him $100." The third boy says, "I got you both >>>beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a >>>sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!" >>>############## >>>An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested >>>no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial >>>service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I >>>don't want them to take me out when I'm dead. >>>############## >>>A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you >>>had to arrest your own mother?" He answered "Call for backup." >>>############## >>>A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus >>>with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a >>>babysitter." >>>############## >>>A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her >>>five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy >>>father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches >>>us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one >>>little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill." >>>############# >>>At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, >>>including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when >>>they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in >>>the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and >>>she said, "Johnny, what is the matter?" Little Johnny responded, "I >>>have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife." >>>########### >>>Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong >>>preaching on the devil. One said to the other, "What do you think >>>about all this Satan stuff?" The other boy replied, "Well, you know >>>how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad. |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 11-23-2005 07:35 AM
Wow, I am impressed. Finally some jokes I haven't heard before. I had never heard any of those. Excellent. Move to the head of the class. |
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 |
posted 11-23-2005 09:26 AM
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