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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-20-2005 09:53 PM A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pisxed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my butt for damn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those buttholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little sh!ts I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment I'll sit on my fat butt and draw unemployment. There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason, I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-20-2005 09:58 PM can't post Christmas jokes till after Thanksgiving....
Snoman unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-20-2005 09:59 PM
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 11-21-2005 04:54 AM There are places around here that ALREADY have Christmas lights up...talk about hurrying the season!!
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-21-2005 07:03 AM One of our better local FM music radio station started continuos Christmas music 'all day',,,,,on November 18th! Must be nice to work for that station and get six weeks vacation time off for the holidays,,,,but I agree, Christmas before Thanksgiving is just way too early! It's the end of the world,,,,I tell ya,,,the end of the world...........
Tytanium-K Prowler Junkie Posts: 3017 From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA Registered: JUL 2004	posted 11-21-2005 07:10 AM quote: Originally posted by ALLEY CAT: One of our better local FM music radio station started continuos Christmas music 'all day',,,,,on November 18th! Must be nice to work for that station and get six weeks vacation time off for the holidays,,,,but I agree, Christmas before Thanksgiving is just way too early! It's the end of the world,,,,I tell ya,,,the end of the world........... AMEN...and whilst driving from our Fort Payne house to our Montgomery house yesterday--same, same, AC ... a station w/nothing but 24/7 Xmas music ... already! WTF?
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-21-2005 07:47 AM Ty-K - isn't that just deplorable of those radio stations,,,,and now cNote is selling Christmas yard decorations in the CLASSIFIED forum here. Me,, personally,,,,I can't wait for the Easter candy to go on display the day after Christmas. I know you will be looking forward to participating in the Martin Luther King Day Parade, in Montgomery, in January. Some people,,,,get all those extra holidays off,,with pay.
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-21-2005 04:36 PM quote: Originally posted by Fat Pat: There are places around here that ALREADY have Christmas lights up...talk about hurrying the season!! There are places around A/C that STILL have their Christmas lights up. (from last year for you slow folks). lol
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-21-2005 08:10 PM Ed - my old neighbor did leave his up all year long, lol. I use to mention to him that it made the neighborhood look like trailer trash,,,,,,,but he responded that I had already took care of that vision. I got the last laugh when they foreclosed on his house after he made payments on it for 14 years. New neighbor is terrific,,,,,takes the lights down after January 1st
ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 From: Cincinnati, OH Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-21-2005 10:09 PM November 21 is AFTER Jan 1st. lol. Does the old neighbor own a Prowler? He would fit right in with your group out there. lol

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