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Topic: What's Wrong With the Lucid Eye?
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 11-18-2005 09:21 PM
Since we have not heard from the Lucid Eye for some time, I decided to find out why we have not heard from the "The Eye." Seems his printer is jammed up at the moment!!!
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-18-2005 09:40 PM
The Lucid Eye will return soon. Its friday,,,,every friday Eye and Tangled take the cleaning lady out for breakfast. On their return, Eye and T take a shower together to loosen up all the lice and fleas,,,,and patiently await their lady to finish cleaning so the party can begin
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2005 12:00 PM
....in all honesty, I have been helping the new maid learn her way around the compound lately....we have spent many hours working side by side to ensure her ability to do a great job.....just yesterday, I had her polishing the steps into the office...unfortunately, having acrophobia, I found it necessary to stay at the bottom of the staircase and give her my most usefull hints and tips while watching her progress from below... ps...."the Lucid Eye" has been in the Betty Ford Clinic for the last few weeks, he is expected back on the job shortly...
This message has been edited by tangled up in BLUE on 11-20-2005 at 12:08 PM
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Howard Prowler Junkie Posts: 1749 From: Valencia, CA, USA Registered: JAN 2005
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posted 11-20-2005 12:30 PM
TUIB:This is the picture of the new maid you sent me.
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000
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posted 11-20-2005 01:44 PM
Thanks Howard,,,,you are right, that is TUIB's new cleaning lady. He was trying to fool us with that other picture,,,but you were sharp and caught his error. He sent me that above picture of his new cleaning lady also,,but I had deleted it >>>> frightening.
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-20-2005 04:25 PM
Howard.........that is Alley Cats sister, "Alice Cat"....she was going to be hired for the downstairs housekeeping job, but her work release program didn't get judicial approval in time....her specialty is going topless, lathering up with Soft Scrub and scrubbing the tub with her back hair....I think her and AC are twins out of different litters.... ....last time I saw her she had a website with the "Lucid Eye", it's called "Rin Tin Tin Gets Lucky.com" ....then I realized why the "Lucid Eye" had been borrowing my socks.... ...meet Monica, my new upstairs maid....her specialty is polishing knobs....
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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003
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posted 11-21-2005 09:00 AM
The Lucid Eye back at home after a stint in rehab.
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
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posted 11-21-2005 10:17 AM
yeah, the "Lucid Eye" with bed sores....what a useless hunk of flea ridden dog flesh....I was going to sell him the the local Peking Palace Restaurant for the lunch time entree, but they said the alcohol content was so high in his blood, he would be a fire hazard...
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