Posts: 1369
From: manahawkin, nj, ocean
Registered: APR 2002

posted 11-17-2005 02:26 PM         

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A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" :

"Nine..."

Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

Posts: 1369
From: manahawkin, nj, ocean
Registered: APR 2002

posted 11-17-2005 05:46 PM         

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thx gray
i consider a reply to my jokes from you an honor, after seeing the great jokes you always post
keep up the good work
and thx pumpkin, looks like you have a great sense of humor as well

sam

Posts: 1242
From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
Registered: DEC 2004

Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 11-18-2005 03:51 PM         

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Originally posted by Fat Pat:
Geeez Sam...don't tell 'im that, he won't stop with those corny Marshall jokes!!

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Corney Marshall joke #2. Especially for Fat Pat!

Posts: 1242
From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
Registered: DEC 2004

Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 11-18-2005 05:41 PM         

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Originally posted by Fat Pat:
Even with all of those awful jokes from Marshall...it would still be a good place to retire and play golf with Tim Reeder!!

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Tim has started working at the golf course now. Mostly eguipment repairing. They emptied the sprinkler system the other day. Still able to play golf tho.

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