posted 11-17-2005 01:55 PM         

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan,
so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street
in front of the bank.

Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which
comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you
were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What
puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks
for 15 bucks?"