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Tytanium-K Prowler Junkie Posts: 3017 From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA Registered: JUL 2004	posted 11-17-2005 06:47 AM A man and a woman, who have never met before, but who are both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a totally booked transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At around 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea", she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married. "Wow, that's a great idea", he exclaimed. "Good", she replied. "Get your own damned blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-17-2005 07:20 AM "After a moment of silence, he farted." Evil Elf has reported that is a common practice in your bedroom,,,,and she doesn't laugh when you pull the sheets over her head. TyK, your truly disgusting, lol.
Tytanium-K Prowler Junkie Posts: 3017 From: Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA Registered: JUL 2004	posted 11-17-2005 07:40 AM quote: Originally posted by ALLEY CAT: "After a moment of silence, he farted." Evil Elf has reported that is a common practice in your bedroom,,,,and she doesn't laugh when you pull the sheets over her head. TyK, your truly disgusting, lol. Then I guess you wouldn't believe the reverse of this being true, eh?
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-17-2005 08:09 AM quote: Originally posted by Tytanium-K: Then I guess you wouldn't believe the reverse of this being true, eh? NO
MIKE GATLIN Prowler Junkie Posts: 4307 From: Flushing, MI Registered: AUG 2000	posted 11-17-2005 10:23 AM Thanks for the laugh of the day, might even hold me until noon tomorrow.
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 11-17-2005 08:01 PM Ice water makes AC fart!! He doesn't hold Lethia's head under the covers though....he knows she will kick his a$$

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