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halicat
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From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
Registered: DEC 2004

posted 11-15-2005 10:55 AM           
>>A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
>>jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show
>>her husband that blondes really are smart.
>>
>>While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint
>>a
>>couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves
>>for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
>>
>>Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
>>paint.
>>He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a
>>pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a parka and a leather jacket
>>at the same time.
>>
>>He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she
>>is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde
>>women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. Then he
>>asks her
>>why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
>>
>>She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
>>said.........
>> (I love this)
>>
>> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS!!!"


Snoman
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From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
Registered: DEC 2004

posted 11-15-2005 05:13 PM           


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