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Topic: M & M's
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halicat unregistered Posts: 2167 From: USA Registered: JUN 2004
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posted 11-15-2005 10:53 AM
>A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door >of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful >cute. Who are you supposed to be?" > >"We're Jack and Jill" she replied. > >The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" > >So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently. > >They ring the doorbell and once again and the man opens the door. >"Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?" > >"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy. > >"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and >Gretel because you're black. > >Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the >bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there >stand the two >children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. > >"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks. > >"Chocolate M & M's, " said the little girl. >"I'm plain. He's got nuts."
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 11-15-2005 10:57 AM
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 11-15-2005 05:00 PM
Great
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 11-15-2005 05:12 PM
I don't get it!!
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