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halicat
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posted 11-15-2005 10:53 AM           
>A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door
>of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful
>cute. Who are you supposed to be?"
>
>"We're Jack and Jill" she replied.
>
>The man says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"
>
>So, they go off and a while later they come back dressed differently.
>
>They ring the doorbell and once again and the man opens the door.
>"Well now, that is just darn cute. Who are you this time?"
>
>"We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
>
>"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and
>Gretel because you're black.
>
>Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man hears the
>bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there
>stand the two
>children but this time they are BUCK NAKED.
>
>"Oh my! And just who are you supposed to be now?!" he asks.
>
>"Chocolate M & M's, " said the little girl.
>"I'm plain. He's got nuts."


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Snoman
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posted 11-15-2005 05:00 PM           
Great


Fat Pat
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posted 11-15-2005 05:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
I don't get it!!


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