Author
|
Topic: A man and his wife
|
Snoman unregistered Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000
|
posted 11-15-2005 08:31 AM
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-a$$ grill for one little weenie?"
|
rraite Prowler Junkie Posts: 774 From: lawton, oklahoma Registered: NOV 2004
|
posted 11-15-2005 09:27 AM
|
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
|
posted 11-15-2005 10:33 AM
Now thats funny
|
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
|
posted 11-15-2005 01:42 PM
Pat says "and I bet she didn't need the tape measure." .
|