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"Hillary Clinton said today that she wants legislation to allow all ex-felons to vote. See, this way all the Clinton’s former business partners can vote for her in 2008."

"According to a new poll, Democrats are favoring Hillary Clinton for the Democratic presidential nominee for 2008. Democrats say they are looking for a fresh and exciting new way to get their a$$es handed to them."

posted 11-16-2005 11:13 AM         

The invasion also caused severe environmental damage. American troops,
tanks, trucks and machinery destroyed miles of pristine shoreline and
thousands of acres of ecologically sensitive wetlands. It was believed
that it was threatening the species with extinction. A representative of
Greenpeace said his organization, which had tried to stall the invasion for over a
year, was appalled at the destruction, but not surprised. "This is just
another example of how the military destroys the environment without a
second thought, " said Christine Moanmore. "And it's all about corporate
greed. "

Contacted at his Manhattan condo, a member of the French
government-in-exile who abandoned Paris when Hitler invaded said the invasion was based
solely on American financial interests. "Everyone knows that President
Roosevelt has ties to big beer," said Pierre LeWimp. "Once the German beer
industry is conquered, Roosevelt's beer cronies will control the world market and
make a fortune."

Administration supporters said America's aggressive actions were based in
part on the assertions of controversial scientist Albert Einstein, who
sent a letter to Roosevelt speculating that the Germans were developing a
secret weapon, a so-called "atomic bomb." Such a weapon could produce
casualties on a scale never seen before and cause environmental damage that
could last for thousands of years.

posted 11-16-2005 11:41 AM         

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. And so she did.
The wheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.
"Not I," said the duck.
"Out of my classification," said the pig.
"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.
"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.
At last it came time to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread!
?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.
"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.
"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.
"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked
five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted
some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, "No, I
shall eat all five loaves.

"Excess profits!" cried the cow.
"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck.
"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
The pig just grunted in disdain.

And they all painted "Unfair!" picket signs and marched around and
around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then a government agent came, he said to the little red hen, "You
must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. "That is what makes our free enterprise system
so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under
our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the
fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle,"

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who
smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand,"

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again
baked bread because she joined the "party" and got her bread free.

And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.
Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared, as
long as there was free bread that "the rich" were paying for.

THE END