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blackcat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1744 From: atlanta, ga Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-09-2005 10:14 PM President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's butt out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 jihadists, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the pissants. "If the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The General admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to volunteer to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave. President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out, the better. UPDATE: They're gonna send 3 pregnant Marines and 2 Seabees......... Love simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to the United States Marines!
IM IN XTC unregistered Posts: 1744 From: atlanta, ga Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-09-2005 11:10 PM bout time the French got their nose rubbed in it as the rest of the world has experienced. Wonder what they gonna say now "Merd" (sh@t)
mannyd Prowler Junkie Posts: 94 From: port charlotte,Fl., charlotte Registered: FEB 2003	posted 11-10-2005 12:07 AM Can you believe this !! I can't feel sorry for them. I have a feeling this type of thing is going to happen more and more. Especially since we see how easy they are destroying that country. Hey Spain, give them a hand.
Kruisin Kat Prowler Junkie Posts: 578 From: Rochester, NH, USA Registered: JUN 2005	posted 11-10-2005 07:44 AM I'm sure the Red Chinese or Russian's will help out their U.N. buddies. France will just give them a cut of the secret oil contracts they had with Saddam.
KlasKat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1835 From: Centennial Co. USA Registered: MAR 2003	posted 11-10-2005 10:39 AM I just do not know what we will do without the fashion industry!!!!
MDProwler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5250 From: Fallston,MD USA Registered: JUL 2003	posted 11-10-2005 12:57 PM I hope nothing seriuos happens over there. Just think of all the things we would have to do without. French Bread French Toast French Dressing French Pastries French Fries OMG!

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