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samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002	posted 11-04-2005 07:22 PM Subject: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES THAT CAN SAVE YOU MONEY OR EVEN SAVE YOUR LIFE... 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic... Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost instantly removed. 2. Clumsy??? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs about lifting the toilet seat... Simply using the sink. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers... Simply make a small cut yourself in one of your veins and allow the blood to come out for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure. Remember to use a timer. 5. Trouble waking up in the morning??? A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough... Take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. Have a bad toothache??? Smash your thumb with a hammer and the pain in your mouth will completely be forgotten. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. One Last Bit of Advice: Be realy nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 11-04-2005 07:55 PM Darn good info....AC should heed the last one!!
samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002	posted 11-04-2005 08:03 PM i almost did #6 when i read #6 lol
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 11-04-2005 08:33 PM Funny!!!
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 11-05-2005 12:46 AM

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