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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-01-2005 09:41 AM the girl with the tape measure is still laughing after AC took a whiz in her urinal.....he didn't even register on the tape in CENTIMETERS !!!
Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004	posted 11-01-2005 05:34 PM 4 centimeters IS very small....good thing it was erect!!
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 11-01-2005 07:44 PM True story: Early 70's at a Led Zepplin concert I had to GO really bad(I know TMI but it adds the necessary urgency to the story) but I held out until the break. Heading to the mens restroom I passed by the Ladies restroom and of course the line is about 100 yards long. So I'm standing in front of the urinal with everything at hand and about to commence when a person comes up on my right. Now men we all know about the unspoken eyes forward rule but something wasn't right. So I broke the rule enough to realize that the person to my right was wearing a mini-skirt. At this point I am thinking Why Me? Now which is worse a guy in a mini-skirt or a girl in a mini-skirt in the mens room. Keep in mind it was the 70's, hair wasn't a deciding factor. And then in a split second it happened. SHE lifted her skirt planted her right foot on the right side of the urinal and fired with accuracy I might add. Well my system shut down and there I was standing there all dressed up with no way to go. She finished smiled and said 'enjoy the concert.' Five minutes later I was still standing there trying to arrange my priorities. God I loved the seventies.
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 11-01-2005 09:48 PM SirReal - you should have asked her for some pointers (no pun intended) on how to perform on demand and hitting your target!
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 11-01-2005 10:34 PM Yea she definitely had some some pointers.
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 11-01-2005 10:45 PM she was probably CLOSER to the target than him....or.... "Dude looks like a Lady"
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 11-01-2005 10:59 PM I said I broke the rule, definately not a dude
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-02-2005 05:57 AM Optical illusion,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I was standing two feet away from the bowl
onaprwl Prowler Junkie Posts: 1024 From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A. Registered: NOV 2000	posted 11-02-2005 10:33 AM At least the second one from the left has the tape out ALMOST enough for me!
whealy Prowler Junkie Posts: 1360 From: Carmel, IN USA Registered: APR 2002	posted 11-02-2005 10:41 AM quote: Originally posted by SirReal: True story: Early 70's at a Led Zepplin concert I had to GO really bad(I know TMI but it adds the necessary urgency to the story) but I held out until the break. Heading to the mens restroom I passed by the Ladies restroom and of course the line is about 100 yards long. So I'm standing in front of the urinal with everything at hand and about to commence when a person comes up on my right. Now men we all know about the unspoken eyes forward rule but something wasn't right. So I broke the rule enough to realize that the person to my right was wearing a mini-skirt. At this point I am thinking Why Me? Now which is worse a guy in a mini-skirt or a girl in a mini-skirt in the mens room. Keep in mind it was the 70's, hair wasn't a deciding factor. And then in a split second it happened. SHE lifted her skirt planted her right foot on the right side of the urinal and fired with accuracy I might add. Well my system shut down and there I was standing there all dressed up with no way to go. She finished smiled and said 'enjoy the concert.' Five minutes later I was still standing there trying to arrange my priorities. God I loved the seventies. Back about seven years ago, I was at Keeneland Horse Race track washing my hands in the restroom when two proper young (20 ish) ladies just walked right in. When some guys questioned them about it, they made comments that they were not waiting in the line for the ladies room and they didn’t have anything that most of us hadn’t seen before. So I don’t think it stopped in the 70’s. Of course the difference was that they used the stalls as opposed to the urinals.
DanMan Prowler Junkie Posts: 578 From: Kearny, NJ Registered: OCT 2005	posted 11-02-2005 08:56 PM ROFL!!! Great story SirReal! That would definitely leave you stunned. But, are you really sure you were at a LedZep show. Being that this occured in the 70's, couldn't it all have been the result of those funny cigarettes?
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 11-02-2005 09:37 PM Did you notice none of the ladies are using a magnifying glass?
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 11-02-2005 09:38 PM DanMan with the big puffy clouds that floated over the arena it could have been Lawerence Welk and nobody would have known but trust me that restroom experience was sobbering. Yep it was the Led
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 11-02-2005 09:47 PM uh no Bob, are you use to the ladies using a magnifying glass? (payback for the trailer topic. I keep getting emails asking me how much I sold it for.DOH!)
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 11-02-2005 09:51 PM SirReal - No what I do is sprinkle pepper and when it comes out to sneeze I grab it with tweezers!!!
SirReal Prowler Junkie Posts: 3332 From: Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A Registered: MAR 2003	posted 11-02-2005 10:01 PM

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